Proof that Chicago Sucks

Aw, Chicago got it’s panties in a knot this morning, because of this article.

Well, Forbes didn’t say anything I haven’t been saying for years.

Nice to have you in the club, Forbes.

Anyone else care to join?

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  1. john

    chicago is one big hill billy cow town.
    its unsophisticated overall

    Well … yeah! LOL

  2. moho81

    I’m probably late to this party, but I have to agree that Chicago sucks, and I can’t wait until the day I move back west! I don’t care if my city of choice, Denver, is “small potatoes” in comparison, but at least the scenery is better, the people are nicer and it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to live there!

    Can’t be late to a never-ending party! ;) Welcome!

    Denver is absolutely prettier than Chicago, by far! I’ve been there and those mountains are breathtaking.

    I think Denver can live up to “the hype” surrounding it, know what I mean? Denver can say, “We have great mountain views,” and follow through on that promise. Chicago can’t follow through on its promises, and that’s the difference.

    Thanks for stopping by and commenting Mo, I wish you well on your journey back home. :)
    ~Ness

  3. chicagoblows

    fuck chicago, i have been here 2 weeks and already see so many flaws:
    -obama here and so many police on cta at night
    -obama leaves no cops on cta
    -girls gettin stabbed for their cell phones at garfield station
    -dangerous and all fucked up south side
    -no rights to carry in chicago, and police force which can’t remotely control the crime, cops either can handle the crime or let me carry, wtf i gotta be a sitting duck for, the annoying thing is that they are not tough on criminals when they catch them like in az or tx.
    -shitty public trans, no main station where all metras and cta lines come in, stupid to have ogilvie than union station etc
    -people are uptight with others of a different ethnicity
    -above ground cta stations, wtf?
    -nothing on new york or cali in terms of entertainment and nightlife
    -roads all fucked up with potholes fucking up my car

    Well, welcome, ChicagoBlows. I know just how you feel! All those things you mentioned are spot on, especially the one about the right to carry laws. Did you know IL is the ONLY state in the union that has unconstitutionally blocked our right to carry?

    These things you saw, those are the things I wish we could get the people who live here to see. :)

    I don’t know if you’re just passing through Chicago or if you’ve moved here, but whatever the reason, I do thank you for stopping by and commenting here. :)
    ~Ness

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  5. Chicago Native 4444

    As a native, I would have to say I am glad to have left that awful place. I hate it more than any place I have ever been.

    • How interesting to hear a native say that! Few do, and I know of only 1 other. I’m happy you were able to get out, Native! May I ask where you landed?

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