The other morning I went to check out my blog stats, and what did I find in my Search Engine Terms?
Do I really want to know what “u tube raga apartments side turkey” is supposed to mean? I’m not sure. What is a side turkey? Ok, I have to look now! Hm, did you know there is a hotel type place in Side, Turkey, called the Raga Apartments? I didn’t either. I bet my friend Raga will be pleased to know! Now the term that seemed so bizarre makes sense. But, why did they come to my page when it clearly wasn’t what they were looking for?
As for Dora whora – well, I knew I couldn’t be the only one who didn’t like her, but I had no idea that some people have even made little porn cartoons about her! Please people! It’s one thing to hate a cartoon, but to waste the time making it into porn? A children’s cartoon character? Sheesh! And I thought I didn’t have a life!
And, the “chicago sucks” that is so near and dear to my heart is now pretty much a daily occurrence. 
The Internet is now there to answer any question that might go through a person’s head; those strange things that pre-internet you’d probably have kept to yourself. Now the whole world knows. Ain’t technology grand?! I think so! Woo!
What did you say?