Girl Talk

Have you ever had one of those moments where you look at your husband and it’s like seeing him in a new way? You know what I mean, right? You get all tingly inside. I had such a moment today.

My husband had an interview this morning, so he got up early and dressed to the nines – suit, overcoat, the works. I was laying in bed, bleary-eyed from staying up until 3 with the baby, when he walked back in the house because he’d forgotten something. He still had his sunglasses on. Boy, I woke up in a hurry! Something about a man in a suit really turns me on, and seeing my husband dressed like that, with the suit, the black trench coat, the mirrored shades … all I could think was, Damn! Da-yum! That man sleeps in my bed! I think I said, “You look hot,” but I’m not sure, and my husband replied, “What? Sorry babe, I didn’t hear you – I’m running late – pray for me, love you, bye.” He had no idea of the effect he had on me, which is probably just as well. He might not have made it to the interview if he had. If he’d been wearing Lagerfeld cologne I can guarantee you he’d not have made it to the interview.

Trouble is, you can’t really tell your guy you feel this way. He’ll either deny it profusely and point out all his flaws, or he’ll do something funny like come to bed wearing nothing but an overcoat, sunglasses, and a leer. You know what I’m saying, right? They’re so cute when they know they’ve got you, when they know your weakness. But they don’t have to be so smug about it! LOL

Men always want to know what we talk about when we get together and have “girl talk.” It’s really not a secret, we talk about them, of course!

Your love is legendary …

‘Scuse my postition but it ain’t missionary!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkdsXe_TRaQ

One little french kiss honey, that’s my kind of trash!

My brand new baby’s lookin’ F.I.N.E fine!

Little bit ‘o nasty, ya look a little sleazy, but don’t get any on ya!