Random Facts About Sex

Some interesting facts about sex, love and the related stuff: From Blame it on the Voices 

• The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.

• For every ‘normal’ webpage, there are five porn pages. (how can they all stay in business??)

• Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. (define large quantities)

• A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. (this is why women like male facial hair)

• Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!

• Sex burns 360 calories per hour.

• French kissing can prevent cavities. (will insurance cover this?)

• 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. (I’m sure that 94% swear they don’t use condoms)

• The average man is 5 inches long when erect.

• 95% of women shave their privates and only 16% of men do.

• Humans are the only ones who have sex face-to-face.

• Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.

• Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don’t. (now you know why women like them!)

• Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. (that’s it?  I thought it was every 3 seconds)

• 85% of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives. (justice)

• The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. (OWW!)

• The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. (that’s just nasty!)

• 25% of women think money makes a man sexier. (and some women think prison is sexy on a guy)

• The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone. (those perverts!)

• Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn’t wear pants.

• The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.

• The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children. (oh, the irony!)

• The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked." (and here I thought it meant “meat market”)

• Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (did anyone ask them?)

• Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

• Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.

• Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. (gives whole new meaning to the term, “gay-dar”)

• When swans go on a date, they’ll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life. (sounds like me and Darc!)

• Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It’s called parthenogenesis. (unfortunately, not after they’re in your freezer for Thanksgiving)

• Snakes have two sex organs.

• A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (who doesn’t envy pigs now?)

• Formicophilia is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. (EWWWW!)

• Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. (didn’t this used to be called “frigid”?)