Funnies

Very Punny

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory — I hope there’s no pop quiz.

Energizer bunny arrested — charged with battery.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless..

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro: What a rip-off!

Cartoonist found dead in home — details are sketchy.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

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Ha!  Love the puns! 

Have a great weekend!

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6 thoughts on “Funnies

  1. Bob

    Some really funny ones in there!

    Thanks, Bob! Good to see you! :)

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  2. Shared. :)

    Thanks, Aruna! :)

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  3. I love words and am compelled to share this!

    Thank you sweetie, I’m glad you like them! :)

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  4. Reblogged this on Cadence4life Imprints and commented:
    My fellow blogger has wonderful humor and since I have a penchant to words and multiple entendre, I am compelled to reblog her post. Thank you, Miss Ness :)

    Thank you for sharing! :)

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  5. Henny Youngman would be proud, love. :)

    LOL That’s probably where some of them originated. :)

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  6. I love a good pun. My favourite one lately:
    Q: What did Barack say to Michelle when he proposed?
    A: Will you marry me? I don’t want to be Obama self!

    Ha! That’s a good one, Spark! :)

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