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A Hot 25 Year Old Girl

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Love, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl. 

“Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of the bargain.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman.  She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.  Aren’t older women great?  They really know how to solve a Mid Life Crisis!

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reblogged via A Hot 25 Years Old Girl …!.

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Ha!  Yeah, we get good at solving a lot of things, don’t we, ladies?  ;)  LOL  Have a great weekend!

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  1. Just shows ya, the past ain’t what it’s cracked up to be. . . good post :)

    Ha! No, it sure isn’t! :D

    Thanks, hon. :)

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