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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

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On December 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge .

So they stopped…

George – the leader, a big burly man of 53 – dismounts his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, right past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing, lady?"

She says, "I’m going to commit suicide."

While he didn’t want to appear ‘sensitive’, he didn’t want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either. So George asks: "Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?"

With NO hesitation whatsoever, she leaned back over the railing and did just that … and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and he says to her, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That’s a real talent you’re wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl."

It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed…

*****

Hahaha!  Wasn’t expecting that one!  Have a great 1st weekend of ‘13!

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Clipped from RR: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished  Thank you!  :)

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