~Ness

Animal Gifs: Nawt Sharing. – Cheezburger

True, true, true, and true!  This quiz seems to fit me to a T, and works well for the near-retirement of this blog.  No, not closing or deleting it.  Really more of a move across town, sort of thing.  I’m hoping to start posting over at my new place next week. 

Naturally, I’ll keep you posted. 

Your Blogging Type is Logical and Principled

You like to voice your well thought out opinions on your blog. And if someone doesn’t what you write, you really don’t care! Serious and blunt, sometimes people take your blog the wrong way. But you’re a true and loyal friend to those who truly get you.

Men can play with toys all their life.

Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.

Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season.

Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache.

Men can "do" their fingernails with a pocket knife.

Men’s bellies usually hide their large hips.

Chocolate is just another snack.

The whole garage belongs to them.

Weddings take care of themselves.

Men’s last name never changes.

Everything on a man’s face stays its original color.

Men only have to shave their faces and necks.

Men can keep the same hairstyle for years, even decades.

Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.

For men, wrinkles add character.

Men can go on a week’s vacation and pack only one suitcase.

Men’s new shoes don’t cause blisters, or cut or mangle their feet.

Men don’t have to stop and think which way to turn a screw.

Men have one mood all the time.

A wedding dress cost $5000. A tuxedo rental – 100 bucks

Men can open all their own jars.

*****

Ha!  Sounds like men are pretty lucky, to me, but I am pretty happy that I’m a girl. 

Have a great weekend, whether you’re a man or a woman! 

They say that when you’re in Chicagoland, if you don’t like the weather, just wait 10 minutes and it’ll change for you.  I offer as proof:

This morning.  Not quite sunrise – I forgot! – but maybe around 9ish.  Rain, strong winds, gray.

A few hours later, the sun was pushing through.  It was a nice effect, shining down on just the flagpole.  Now most evidence of this morning’s storms is gone and we have temps in the mid 50s.  The kids are done with school and going outside to play.  It’s a great start to the new school quarter.  Yay!

How about  you?  How’s your day been?

There’s no Denying This One – Cheezburger

Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That’s fine," said the girl. "I’ll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

*****

Hahahaha!  I wondered how this one was going to end! 

Have a great weekend! 

And I just realized I haven’t lined up my Friday Funnies!  Better get to it!  Laughs are important. 

It sure was pretty here today!  We even got into the 50s!  This is midday 04-04-2013.

03-01-13  In like a lion or lamb?  I vote lion.  Cold, snowy, yucky.

03-08-2013  A beautiful sunrise for the last day of school this quarter. 

03-15-13  Cold.  Rain.  Gray. 

03-22-13 A lovely day!

And due to an unfortunate camera folder failure (Shut up!  Quit saying “operator failure!”) I don’t have a snapshot of 03-29-2013, but I DO have the weather report, and as you can see, it was a beautiful day. 

Easter Sunday, the last day of March was definitely gorgeous, and on the warm side too, so that was awesome.  I’d say it clearly ended “like a lamb,” thereby showing once again, that sometimes those old wives tales have merit.