Not-so-Famous Quotes

 

DarcKnyt:

“I don’t think of myself as profane so much as a pioneer in linguistics”

 

Ad from America’s Beef Producers:

“There’s no such think as a chicken knife”

 

DarcKnyt, upon being asked once if he was giving up anything for Lent, replied,

“Restraint”

 

Pats fan sign, during the 9-16-2007 Patriots/Chargers game:

“Mommy! Billy’s looking at me again!”

 

Assistant in Munsing, Michigan:

“Some people are like Slinkys;

not really good for anything but they still bring

a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs”

 

On a T-shirt:

I’m in shape. Round is a shape.

 

Me, during a conversation with DarcKnyt (Yay!  I finally said something amusing!)

“Yeah, so I don’t like your mother-in-law, and you don’t like mine.  We’re even.”