“I don’t think of myself as profane so much as a pioneer in linguistics”
Ad from America’s Beef Producers:
“There’s no such thing as a chicken knife”
DarcKnyt, upon being asked once if he was giving up anything for Lent, replied,
“Restraint”
Pats fan sign, during the 9-16-2007 Patriots/Chargers game:
“Mommy! Billy’s looking at me again!”
Assistant in Munsing, Michigan:
“Some people are like Slinkys;
not really good for anything but they still bring
a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs”
On a T-shirt:
I’m in shape. Round is a shape.
Me, during a conversation with DarcKnyt (Yay! I finally said something amusing!)
“Yeah, so I don’t like your mother-in-law, and you don’t like mine. We’re even.”
“Catholics are all about the ritual, man, Catholics never met a ritual they didn’t like!”
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