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Happy Mother’s Day!

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there!

It’s a rough job but nobody can do it better than you.  Smile 

Have a great and relaxing day!

~Ness

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Want?

He asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day and I froze, like the proverbial deer caught in the headlights.  Me?  Pick out something?  But but but … how am I supposed to pick out something I want?  Isn’t that forbidden in the mommy rule book?  Somehow it just seems so wrong for a mom to choose, request, beg, demand, long for, something for Mother’s Day.  It goes against the grain.  My grain anyway.  Smile

I didn’t choose.  Couldn’t, actually.  “C’mon,” he insisted, “I know there are things you want – I’ve seen you bookmark tons of stuff!”

Well, sure.  But those aren’t Mother’s Day sorts of things.  Those are practical things, and shouldn’t a gift be outside of practical?  What mom wants to get a cleaning tool for Mother’s Day?  That’s why flowers and candy are so popular.

But no flowers or candy for me.

No candy on Atkins and really, I’m coming to the distinct realization that sugar and HFCS are poison for me because I react so badly to them. 

And my gardener’s heart only wants to weep at the sight of cut flowers.  A few years ago I actually asked my husband to pretty please never again buy me cut flowers.  Plants, yes.  Cut ones, no.  Thank you for being so sweet and thoughtful and remembering special days but please, no cut flowers. 

I love jewelry but when would I wear it?  In the future I’ll probably be out and about more where that sort of thing will be more important to me, but right now, not so much. 

So I didn’t choose a gift for myself on Mother’s Day.  We picked out some food to eat so I wouldn’t have to cook.  Regrettably.  Whatever we got made both Darc and I feel terrible.  We really just can’t do that anymore! 

But Darc put his foot down eventually.  That man simply cannot do anything for himself without doing something for me as well.  He was finally able to treat himself to something nice.  Which meant there was no way he was not going to do something for me.  He knows me well enough to know one of the things I secretly wanted. 

My Tablet PC arrives next week.  Open-mouthed smile

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Happy Mother’s Day!

God Bless you

on this

Mother’s Day!

Love,

Ness

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Funnies

In honor of Mother’s Day, I found some funnies to go with it.  Smile

 

Lessons from Mom

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside..I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that’s why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA .
"You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You’re just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you’ll understand."

And my favorite: 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE .
"One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you !"

Have a great weekend and Mother’s Day!

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Happy Mother’s Day

Happy Mother’s Day

to all my friends out there

who are moms. :D

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Happy Mother’s Day!

To all my friends out there,

I hope you have a wonderful Mother’s Day!

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