Daily Archives: March 26, 2008

Church Bloopers

How about some funnies?  It’s time to chuckle a little, crack a smile.  :)

 

 

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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

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The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.”

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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall.  Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

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Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

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Don’t let worry kill you off – The Church is more than willing to help.

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Miss Charlene Mason sang “I will not pass this way again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery down stairs.

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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

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The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: “Break Forth Into Joy.”

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.  Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

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The Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.  Please use large double door at the side entrance.

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