Okay, Raga got me. I wasn’t sure what I was going to post about today, when I got an email from her. It’s just too funny to NOT pass along! Raga hon, I’m borrowing it! You should have posted it on your blog! Heheheheh
When you have an ‘I Hate My Job day’
[Even if you’re retired, you sometimes have those days]Try this out:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
‘Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. ‘
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,‘I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson.’
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
The "Ness" in DarcNess ;) 
But lemme tell you, that Johnson & Johnson benefit plan, totally worth it.
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It gives new meaning to take this job and shove it, doesn’t it?
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ROFL Darc! All I know is that I wouldn’t want to be the tester of a bad thermometer that had weak glass. Could you imagine going to the ER explaining why you had a broken thermometer in your tush? I don’t even want to think of what the recovery would be like.
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That is so absolutely #*%$(*%(&#$ disturbing!
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WIGSF – You’re familiar with the J&J benefits plan??
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Love – ROFL Yes it sure does!
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KS – Ewww! Broken glass in the tush! How’d you like to be the surgeon that has to go hunting for all the little slivers? *Shudder*
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DZ – In a big time major way, isn’t it? I’ll keep my day job!
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How else do you convince people to stick potentially defective products up their butt? You give them medical, dental, lots of vacation time, a pension and stock options.
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WIGSF – Benefits are good at convincing – I’d need lots of cash too. 😉
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