How I learned to mind my own business
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, ’13….13….13.’
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see What was going on…..
Someone poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting ’14….14….14′.
I loved this one because, being married to a writer, it just reminded me of writerly things. :) And they didn’t ditch the adverb either! ;)
Have some laughs today, you deserve it. It’s Friday. Now go have a great weekend!