Monday Meme

 

I stole this from WIGSF.  :)  You can see all his answers here.  I think I get pretty much all my stolen memes from WIGSF.  Are we the only ones doing memes?  C’mon people!  😉

 

1.) WHAT ARE YOU WEARING ?
Is this like a prank phone call or something?

2.) WHAT IS ONE THING THAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT YOU THE MOST ?
Boy, you’re strong!  (Ha, I’ve fooled the lot of you!)

3.) WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SOMEONE SAY ABOUT YOU ?
Look at how tan she is!

4.) WHAT PERFUME OR COLOGNE DO YOU WEAR ?
Far Away, from Avon.  Occasionally.

5.) VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE ?
Chocolate, duh!  Or vanilla with a chocolate swirl.  😛

6.) PLAYBOY OR MAXIM ?
Oh please.  *eyeroll*  There’s not even an option for ladies?  

7.) WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE WITH ON THE PHONE ?
Either my friend R or my friend K, or wait, maybe it was
Darc when I called him last time we were at the library and said, “Where are you, I can’t find you?”  Yeah, he was on a shelf, under “H” for husband.  😉

8.) WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR A RINGTONE ?
Depends on who’s calling.

9.) WHAT COUNTRY DO YOU WANT TO TRAVEL TO MOST ?
I still have about half the states to get through before I start thinking of other countries.  America first, baby!

[Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi,  Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, OhioOklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming]

10.) IF YOU ARE A MAN… ARE YOU A LEG MAN OR AN ASS MAN ?

11.) IF YOU ARE A WOMAN, WHAT IS THAT ONE THING ABOUT A GUY’S APPEARANCE THAT IS A DEALBREAKER ?
Being a blue-eyed blond.

12.) DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOING DUTCH ON A FIRST DATE ?
Oh heck no!

13.) WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR DATE FROM THE INTERNET SHOWED UP AND LOOKED 10 YEARS OLDER AND AT LEAST 30 LBS HEAVIER THAN IN THE PICTURE ?
That happened to me back in the day.  I still went out with him. 

14.) MEN…. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WOKE UP AND DISCOVERED YOU HAVE A WOMAN’S BODY?
(Somebody asked this?  Really?  Like no one knows the first thing a man would do if he woke up in a woman’s body?)

15.) LADIES, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WORK UP AND DISCOVERED THAT YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A MAN’S BODY ?
Throw away my razor. 

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9 thoughts on “Monday Meme

  1. whatigotsofar

    1. People want to know, answer the question please.
    Sheesh, nag. A shirt and shorts.
    6. Which one did you pose in?
    OH! Umm… neither of these.
    11. No blue-eye blonds for you. But they’re so dreamy.
    No we’re not. And I’m still not even though I’ve dyed out the blonde.
    12. Suck it up and pay you share. That’s equal rights, baby!
    I voted against that one. I’m not a feminist, remember?
    13. Married him too.
    No, actually I didn’t. I realized I could do better, because he was pretty stupid, and met Darc like 18 mos later.
    15. That’s right. No man would ever use one of those frilly girlie razors.
    I agree!

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  2. 1. My nightgown. Go as far and as long in it as I can. I even do early morning gardening in it. My neighbor and best pal calls me “Florence Nightengown.” I was a more active iReporter on CNN and rose to fame there wearing a night gown.
    I love living in a robe. 🙂 Wish I could do it more.

    2. They say I’m very funny. I haven’t had them be more specific like look funny, am I odd, am I a spectacle? Probably all the aforementioned.
    3. You’re blitzed. I’m a one drink wonder and I get so silly, people take me home – giggling all the way and once with my head in the back seat and legs elsewhere.
    4. It is so obscure it is only sold at Saks Fifth Ave. It is the only thing I have bought there. Next to gasoline, my favorite smell.
    5. Chocolate in fall, winter, and spring. Summah? Vanilla and Chocolate swirl, thank you and charge it to the next person in line.
    6. GOD. I have a direct line.
    Do you? He put me on hold – will you pray for me?
    7. Don’t know what a Maxim “are.” I guess I don’t belong anywhere in this question. Wah
    I think it’s a men’s skin-rag, pictures of naked women.
    8. I mixed up 6 and 7. I don’t have a special ring tone so I will use the space to let you know to switch the 6 answer with the 7 answer.
    9.Ireland is next on my list which is why they have begun with the bombs again. My favorite country: Norway,.
    10. Ask Chas Bono
    Bahahahahaha!! Good one! 😀
    11. Kindness first and foremost. Humor and intelligence next. Looks and money – nice but low on list.
    12. He pays as much as possible these days because I’m looking for a job.
    13. I’ll let the Bee Gees answer this one. Take it away, boys:
    14. At my age, I’m happy if I wake up.

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  3. I want to know Obama’s meme for today, heh, heh, heh. I’ll bet he wants to wake up in a woman’s body.

    Actually, that’s not what I’ve read. You’ll have to ask Steve, I sent him the article I found some weeks ago but he’d already read it.

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  4. livingthelifeofmagoo

    See I could not top WIGSF and your answers so I might not do this but on the other hand I might keep this for when I have blog brain block! :o) ~ so I cant say anything right now other then; Hope you had a great day

    Meme’s are great for brain block days! Matter of fact, I think that’s what they were designed for. 😉

    You have a great day too hon. 🙂

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  5. I worked with a waitress who wore Far and Away and that’s exactly where it made me want to be. Ack.

    Now you make me want to double up on it and take a drive out to WY. 😉 I got your “ack!” right here!

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  6. If I woke up in a man’s body I’d go outside and wee everywhere. They are so lucky!

    ROFL You know Mella, writing my name in the snow never occurred to me. 😀 Ever.

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