Friday Funnies

How to Stop Church Gossip

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business.  Several members wanted to confront her but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town’s only bar one afternoon.
She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that every one seeing it there WOULD CERTAINLY KNOW WHAT HE WAS UP TO!

Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away.  He didn’t explain, defend, or deny.  He said nothing.  Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred’s house … walked home … and left it there all night.

(You gotta love Frank!)




Who said Christians don’t have a sense of humor?  😉

Smile, laugh, weekend’s here, have a great one!

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5 thoughts on “Friday Funnies

  1. Thanks for making me laugh! Love Frank!

    Happy to oblige. 🙂

    And the tee-shirt reminded me that I thought of letting the weirdo at the cafe talk me–and I could start going on and on about Jesus… but that might backfire.

    LOL, yeah, there’s always that possibility. You could always talk about “that recent rash you hope isn’t contagious that your doctor just sent to the lab to find out what it is …” 😉 I’ve found weird men (and normal ones too, LOL) don’t want anything to do with a woman who talks about STDs, heheheheh. It’s a great weapon. 😀


    • Ha! I was thinking of finding a great big scary guy to pretend to be my husband, since my husband looks far too nice!

      I always wanted someone to play “My Bodyguard” too. 🙂


  2. Nice! I love poetic justice. 🙂

    That’s the best kind, isn’t it? 😀


  3. Bahahahahahaha! Love the shirt, might have to get one.

    Your priest will appreciate it. 😀


  4. Very good.
    And “Please come in. Is Jesus your personal saviour?” works very well on insurance salespeople too.

    Hi BWT, nice to see you here. 🙂 I recognize your face from SamHenry’s blog.

    Yes, it does work well on all kinds of door to door sales people. The irony is, I really would love to talk about Him! 😀


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