Friday Blonde Funnies

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Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and, one night, he’s doing a show in a small town in Tasmania.  With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.  What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?  What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being?  Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people.  You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general … pathetically all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this! I’m talking to that little smart aleck on your lap!"

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Yes, I was born blonde.  See what I have to live with?  *eyeroll*  😉

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2 thoughts on “Friday Blonde Funnies

  1. Very cute! I was blond until I turned 4, then my hair darkened to brown. Does that mean I got smarter? 😉

    LOLOL *poke* You smart-alek!

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  2. Just today a student of mine posted this:

    “It’s funny how people say blondes are dumb, because when you think about it, not all guys are blonde.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, I now feel a sense of vindication! LOL Thanks for that one! 😀

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