Funeral Remarks
3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are talking about you, what would you like them to say?
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say … ‘Look, He’s Moving!’”
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Yes, those are chocolate caskets. It felt right. 🙂
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The "Ness" in DarcNess ;) 
When I’m in my casket, I’d like the people around to say:
“Why did the mortician make him up to look like a clown? Seriously, the rainbow wig is completely unnecessary.”
“I heard the casket was custom built to fit his enormous penis.”
“Such a shame for him to be buried wearing that nice watch. Quick, create a diversion and I’ll snag the watch.”
“Who’s idea was it to have a funeral for a monkey? What? That’s a man? Dang! That’s one ugly man!”
“Don’t get too close to the casket, I heard it’s a jack-in-the-box casket.”
Jack-in-the-box casket! ROFLMAO! I’ve never heard that one before!
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That reminds me of a Woody Allen quote: “I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dieing.”
Hahahaha! That’s a good way to achieve immortality!
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Er, death by chocolate, I presume?
LOL Good one! But what a way to go, eh? 😀
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