Daily Archives: December 3, 2010

Friday Funnies

Support a Family

The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girlfriend’s father, "Son, can you support a family?"

"Well, no, sir," he replied. "I was just planning to support your daughter.  The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."

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The Water Pistol

My five year old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday present from his grandmother.  It was a water pistol.  He promptly ran to the sink to fill it.

"Mom," I said, "I’m surprised at you.  Don’t you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water pistols?"

My mom smiled and said, "Yes, I remember."

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