Daily Archives: December 10, 2010

Friday Funnies

 

Advertising

 

  • Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
  • For Sale — Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.
  • Great Dames for sale.
  • Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
  • Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
  • Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
  • Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
  • Stock up and save. Limit: one
  • The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
  • Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
  • For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

 

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Some scientists challenged God to a man making contest.

He accepted.

The scientists began by getting dirt.

God said, "Make your own dirt."

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Have a great weekend!  Don’t forget to smile, the world needs more smiles, besides, it’s your turn!  😀

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