Friday Funnies

 

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  • Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
  • For Sale — Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.
  • Great Dames for sale.
  • Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
  • Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
  • Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
  • Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
  • Stock up and save. Limit: one
  • The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
  • Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
  • For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

 

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Some scientists challenged God to a man making contest.

He accepted.

The scientists began by getting dirt.

God said, "Make your own dirt."

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Have a great weekend!  Don’t forget to smile, the world needs more smiles, besides, it’s your turn!  😀

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Categories: Funny, Laughing Out Loud | Tags: , , , | 2 Comments

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2 thoughts on “Friday Funnies

  1. Flashback Fridays would just prove that you’re really old.

    You mean you haven’t had enough proof already with me putting up things like how many days old I am? I’m like way older than you! So, a little more respect here!

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