Friday Funnies

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It’s Friday!  2010 is almost over!  Woo! 

Do you have plans for the evening?  Parties?  Good grief, I can’t believe I’m actually excited about New Years.  Usually I am so “bah humbug” about the whole thing, more of a “wake me when it’s over” kind of girl.  Of course, I still wouldn’t dream of setting foot outside my door on New Year’s Eve – are you kidding?  There are drunk people driving around out there!  This is Chicagoland!  And I have no cable to watch the ball drop, so I guess we’ll just wait for the people around here to shoot off bottle rockets and honk their horns to know when it’s midnight. 

Or we could watch the time change over on our new phones.  You know, something really exciting like that.  :)  See how boring my life really is?  If you only knew the struggle I go through to bring you so many fascinating and interesting blog posts! 

Shut up!  LOL  😉

So, to end the year on a chuckle, here are a couple of jokes.  The first one Darc told me the other day and I laughed out loud.  😀

Have a wonderful, blessed, amazing, and safe New Years!  I’ll see you on the other side.  *hugs*

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The priest decided to give his Rabbi friend a hard time.  “When are you going to join us for some fine Christmas ham?” he asked.

The old Rabbi winked and replied, “At your wedding, Father, at your wedding.” 

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4 thoughts on “Friday Funnies

  1. I hate new years. I always have to get new calendars.

    Not really. Theoretically you’d only need 14 – ones that had 1-1 starting each day of the week, and ones that had 2-29 on each day of the week. Then you could just change them out accordingly. If you’re okay with keeping 14 calendars around. I mean really, who cares what the year says on the calendar? You know what year it is. Unless you got amnesia or something, but then you could always ask someone what year it is.

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  2. Hate the hats and the horns and the nonsense of a time that should be friends and a fire and a cozy evening, eh? Happy New Year to all.

    Nah, I’m not a big party kind of girl. 🙂 I like the quiet stuff. Parties are for July 4th. 🙂

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  3. macadamianut

    hehe the rabbi/father joke was comical.

    We are down visiting Matt’s folks, and it’s pretty quiet out here, we aren’t really in town, but still, quieter than we’d all expected it to be with the neighbors.

    Hope you guys had a lovely evening 🙂

    Those quiet times are often more fulfilling than one would think. I hope you’re having a great time!

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  4. My New Year’s Eve was the same as every night…knitting, watching TV & hanging out with the dogs.

    As long as that’s where you wanted to be, doing what you wanted to do. 🙂 It actually sounds like a nice way to spend an evening.

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