Funnies

 

First, a “not so funny,” but information I felt I ought to pass along.  I got this in an email yesterday from a friend of mine:

“There’s a site called spokeo.com that’s a new online USA phone book w/personal information: everything from pics you’ve posted on FB or web, your approx credit score, home value, income, age, family member’s names. Remove yourself by searching your name, find your page, copy the URL then go to the bottom right of the page & click on the Privacy link to remove yourself. Please forward this message so your friends are aware.”

So, now you have at least one tool in your arsenal to protect your privacy. 

 

Doctor, Doctor, Give Me the News

While making rounds, a doctor pointed out an X-ray to a group of medical students.
"As you can see," she said, "the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched." Pointing to one of the medical students, the doctor then asked, "what would you do in a case like this?"
"Well," pondered the student, "I suppose I’d limp too."

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Doctor Bloomfield was known for his extraordinary treatment of arthritis. One day he had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, almost bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her turn came, she went into the doctor’s office, and, amazingly, emerged within 5 minutes walking completely erect with her head held high.
A woman in the waiting room who had seen all this rushed up to the little old lady and said, "It’s a miracle! You walked in bent in half and now you’re walking erect. What did that doctor do?"
"He gave me a longer cane."

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A nurse at a hospital received a call from an anxious patient.
"I’m diabetic and I’m afraid I’ve had too much sugar today," the caller said.
"Are you light-headed?" the nurse asked.
"No," the caller answered, "I’m a brunette."

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Have an awesome weekend and don’t forget to smile!  It makes people wonder what you’ve been up to.  Winking smile

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  1. Man! That spokeo had my previous four addresses on there! Ack! I’m passing this along, thanks for the heads up. Oh, but your link doesn’t go to spokeo.com, it goes to WordPress.

    Scary, isn’t it?

    Thanks for the heads up! Should be corrected now. 🙂

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