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Hymn #365

A minister was completing a temperance sermon.  With great emphasis he said, ‘If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’

With even greater emphasis he said, ‘And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, ‘And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced, with a smile, nearly laughing, ‘For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, ‘Shall We Gather at the River.’

 

 

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Heh, have a great weekend!  Guess I’ll be seeing you at the river.  Winking smile

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  1. Thanks for the laugh, DF!

    Hope you guys have a great weekend!

    MR

    Thanks! It’s been a good one – I hope yours has been too! 🙂

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  2. Sparkling Red

    That’s adorable! 🙂
    Have a great weekend.

    Thanks hon!

    I hope yours was great too! 🙂

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  3. This is a timely post. Just the other day in class my students and I discussed why you can’t buy alcohol on Sunday before noon. Or in certain parts of Texas, you can’t buy alcohol at all. (Of course, you can, but it’s complicated.)

    It’s a pain! When I was a checker, lo these many many years ago, we couldn’t sell alcohol during certain hours either. Many customers got quite upset and belligerent with us. Oy vey!

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