Funnies

In honor of Memorial Day coming up this weekend, I thought I’d do some funnies with our military in mind. 

 
Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases.

 

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

"Marine Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!"

"Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume"

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."


" U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

 

" U.S. Air Force – Travel Agents To Allah"

 

"Stop Global Whining"

 

Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don’t Testify.

 

"The Marine Corps – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

 

"Death Smiles At Everyone – Marines Smile Back"

 

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist?  A Little Recoil"

 

"Marines – Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

 

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

 

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

 

"It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

 

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

 

"One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support "

 

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

 

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy – Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

 

"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

 

…and finally

 

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world.  But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don’t have that problem."
….. Ronald Reagan

 

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2 thoughts on “Funnies

  1. *Standing Ovation*

    BRAVO!! BRAVO!!

    Thank you my Love. 🙂

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  2. War never solved communism. Communism still exists in some form. Examples of communism that no longer exist, ceased to exist due to peaceful methods like greed and personality.

    Oh, I’ve known some less than peaceful personalities in my day! Which is why divorce and “disownment” (or however you want to phrase it!) were invented. That’s just war on an individual level, really.

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