In honor of Memorial Day coming up this weekend, I thought I’d do some funnies with our military in mind.
Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases.
"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"
"Marine Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!"
"Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume"
"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."
" U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."
" U.S. Air Force – Travel Agents To Allah"
"Stop Global Whining"
Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don’t Testify.
"The Marine Corps – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
"Death Smiles At Everyone – Marines Smile Back"
"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"
"Marines – Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
"It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
"One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support "
"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"
"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy – Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don’t have that problem."
….. Ronald Reagan
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