LIFE AFTER DEATH
“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees.
“Yes, Sir,” the new employee replied.
“Well, then, that makes everything just fine,” the boss went on. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you!”
It was Palm Sunday, and because of a sore throat, 5 year old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches. The boy asked what they were for.
“People held them up over Jesus’ head as He walked by.”
“Wouldn’t you know it!” the boy fumed. “The one Sunday I don’t go, He shows up!”
SUPPORT A FAMILY
The prospective father-in-law asked, “Young man, can you support a family?”
The surprised groom-to-be replied, “Well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.”
It’s Friday! The last one of July, before the “dog days of Summer” hit us. Go forth with a smile and have a great weekend!