Funnies

 

Statements on Faith

 

  • Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited; Until you try to sit in their pews.
  • Many folks want to serve God, But only as advisers.
  • The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, But mosquitoes come close.
  • People are funny; they want the front of the bus, Middle of the road, And back of the church.
  • Opportunity may knock once, But temptation bangs on the front door forever.
  • I don’t know why some people change churches; What difference does it make which one you stay home from?
  • God grades on the cross, not the curve.
  • Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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  1. Oh goodness yes! These are brilliant. I think I knew some of those people at my church.

    They reminded me of a few people too. 🙂

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