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Kleptomaniac

An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shop lifting in a supermarket.

When she went before the judge he asked her, “What did you steal?”

She replied, “A can of peaches.”

“Why did you steal the can of peaches?” asked the judge.

“Oh, I don’t know, I’m just compulsive.”

The judge then asked her, “How many peaches were in the can?”

“Six,” she replied.

The judge said, “All right, then I sentence you to six days in jail.”

Before the judge could finish, the woman’s husband stood up and asked if he
could say something.

The judge said, “What is it?”

The husband said, “She also stole a can of peas.”

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Get your Labor Day weekend off to a smiling start!  Have a great one!

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Categories: Funny, Just for Fun, Laughing Out Loud | Tags: , , | 3 Comments

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  1. A large can of peas…

    Haha! Like the ones you can get at Sam’s Club. 😀

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  2. … one of the #10 restaurant size cans!
    Got a good chuckle out of that one! Have a great weekend V!

    ROFL Yeah, that would put her away for awhile!

    Hope you had a great one too! *hugs*

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  3. Now, THAT’S funny. “She also stole a bag of rice…” would also be a suitable punchline.

    Oooh! Ouch! Remind me never to piss you off! LOL Anymore. 😉

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