For the Lexiphile (i.e., "lovers of words")
– To write with a broken pencil is – pointless.
-When fish are in schools they sometimes – take debate.
-A thief who stole a calendar – got twelve months.
-When the smog lifts in Los Angeles – U.C.L.A.
-The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes – was on shaky ground.
-The batteries were given out – free of charge.
-A dentist and a manicurist married – They fought tooth and nail.
-A will is a – dead giveaway.
-If you don’t pay your exorcist – you can get repossessed.
-With her marriage, she got a new name – and a dress.
-Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you – A-flat miner.
-You are stuck with your debt if – you can’t budge it.
-Local Area Network in Australia – The LAN down under.
-A boiled egg is – hard to beat.
-When you’ve seen one shopping center – you’ve seen a mall.
-Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was – resisting a rest.
-Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? – He’s all right now.
-If you take a laptop computer for a run you could – jog your memory.
-A bicycle can’t stand alone – it is two tired.
-In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism – it’s your Count that votes.
-When a clock is hungry – it goes back four seconds
-The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine – was fully recovered.
-He had a photographic memory – which was never developed.
-Those who get too big for their britches will be – exposed in the end.
-When she saw her first strands of gray hair – she thought she’d dye.
-Acupuncture – a jab well done.
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Have a great weekend!
Have a great weekend Vanessa! 😉
I will my friend, you do the same! *hugs*
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Awesome ones!
Thanks Bob! Glad you like ’em! 🙂
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Heh, these are amusing.
And words that end in the suffix “-phile” make me uncomfortable.
It depends on the phile. I love files, and some philes, like Anglophiles. When I hear “phile” I think “fan.” 🙂
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Grandpa’s a real treasure. He’s buried under that X by the palm tree.
Hahahahaha! That’s a good one Carl! 😀
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