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Moose Hunting Camp

Four guys have been going to the same moose camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.

Ron’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I’ve been here since yesterday."

"Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair at home and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said. ‘guess Who?’ I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

So, here I am.

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Have an awesome weekend!  Don’t forget to laugh.  Open-mouthed smile

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Categories: Funny, Laughing Out Loud | Tags: , , | 3 Comments

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  1. So the guy humped his wife then left her cuffed to the bed?
    That’s what I call marriage.

    Actually, that’s called, “Prelude to a Divorce.” 😉

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  2. That was cute, love. 🙂

    Glad you liked it Love. Just don’t get any ideas!

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  3. UsneakydevilU

    Genius, I tell ya’! Weekend hunting moose, drinking beer and hanging with friends is days of fun, wrestling with wife for about 3-10 minutes. Easy choice! lol

    LOL But why not have both? 😉

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