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A Special Hymn

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon; with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river."

And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river."

He sat down.

The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River."

*****

As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!”

“It’s not just one car,” said Herman, “It’s hundreds of them!”

*****

Have a great weekend, and watch those traffic signs!  Winking smile

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  1. Those are priceless!

    The old man on the highway cracked me up. 🙂

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