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Life’s Observations

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor’s office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist’s desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother’s lap and walked over to the wheelchair. Placing his hand on the man’s, he said, I know how you feel. My Mom makes me ride in the stroller too.’

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Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old Granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a little wistful. ‘In ten years,’ I said, ‘you’ll want to be with your friends and you won’t go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you do now. Carolyn shrugged. ‘In ten years you’ll be too old to do all those things anyway.’

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Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day, I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her needle. ‘No, no, no!’ she screamed. ‘Lizzie,’ scolded her mother, ‘that’s not polite behavior.’ With that, the girl yelled even louder, ‘No, thank you! No, thank you!

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On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson innocently said to my son, ‘Dad, I know babies come from mommies’ tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?’ After my son hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust, ‘You don’t have to make up something, Dad. It’s okay if you don’t know the answer.’

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God’s Problem Now: His wife’s graveside service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little, old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she’s there."

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Have a great weekend!  May all you observe make you smile.  Smile

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Categories: Funny, Just for Fun, Laughing Out Loud | Tags: , , | 3 Comments

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3 thoughts on “Funnies

  1. Bob

    The last one was the best one.

    That one made me chuckle. 🙂

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  2. I could go for screaming “No thank you” sometimse! 🙂

    Isn’t that the truth? 🙂

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  3. Love the one about being too old in ten years. My kids say stuff like that to me all the time.

    How rude! They need spankings for that! Show them you still deserve their respect. 😉

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