A Cowboy in Amarillo

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre.  When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat." 

The cowboy groaned but didn’t budge. 

The usher became more impatient.  "Sir, if you don’t get up from there, I’m going to have to call the manager.” 

The cowboy just groaned. 

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle.  In a moment he returned with the manager.  Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.  Finally, they summoned the police. 

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what’s you’re name?" 

"Sam," the cowboy moaned. 

"Where ya from, Sam?" 

With pain in his voice Sam replied…. "The balcony."


Awww!  Poor cowboy! 

Have an awesome St Patrick’s Day weekend, and stay off the balconies.  Winking smile

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Categories: Funny, Just for Fun, Laughing Out Loud | Tags: , , | 5 Comments

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5 thoughts on “Funnies

  1. Finally a funny joke over here. I knew reading this blog might pay off someday.

    I appreciate your patience, and confidence that it would pay off! LOL


  2. Bob

    the poor cowboy!

    I know! I felt bad for him too. 🙂


  3. Henny Youngman told this joke (it wasn’t a cowboy, obviously), but MY LORD was his delivery spectacular! Unmatched. I miss ol’ Henny “Take my wife…PLEASE!” Youngman.

    Good joke. Good times…good times.

    Henny was awesome. 🙂

    I thought I’d heard this one before! It might have even been Henny himself on Carson or something.



    You have a great laugh! 😀


  5. Oh man, that’s hilarious!

    It’s so good to see you smiling! 🙂


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