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Will I live to be 80?

 

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well’ for my age. (I just turned SEVENTY THREE).

 

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’

He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?’

‘Oh no,’ I replied. ‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’

Then he asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?’

‘I said, ‘Not much… my former doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!’

‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating,
sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’

‘No, I don’t,’ I said.

He asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?’

‘No,’ I said…

He looked at me and said,..

‘Then, why do you even give a shit?’

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Thanks to House of Eratosthenes –>>“Will I Live to be Eighty?”

Have a wonderful weekend!  Open-mouthed smile

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Categories: Funny, Laughing Out Loud | Tags: , , | 2 Comments

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2 thoughts on “Funnies

  1. sperry

    LMAO!!!
    😉

    Good to see you laughing! 😀

    Like

  2. Isn’t that the truth!

    No doubt about it! LOL

    Like

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