I see you! LOL
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I see you! LOL
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Yeah, I’m just all squishy like that! LOL
|You Are a Jellyfish|
|You are a vulnerable person, but you also have a lot of inner strength. Sometimes you even surprise yourself.
You are very honest and open. You have nothing to hide and resent it when people don’t tell you the truth.
You are illuminating and insightful. You understand and explain the world well.
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn’t been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.
So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing, "We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the R!" His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.
The young monk asks the old abbot, "What’s wrong, father?"
With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was… CELEBRATE!!!”
Yes, I know it’s spelled with an I – work with me here, people! It’s a joke! Laugh, dangit! And have a great weekend!
Clearly, tail feathers were SUPER important to this bird! Pretty ingenious little guy!
Well, I can’t say I haven’t had my emotional moments.
But yes, I don’t mind waiting for the things I want.
|You Follow Your Head|
|You’re rational, collected, and logical.
Generally, it takes you quite a while to fall in love.
In fact, you’ve even been accused of being very picky.
While you’re cool, you’re not ice cold.
You just know what you want, and don’t mind waiting to get it.
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh … "Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
Hahahaha! Okay, that one got me good. Have a great weekend and don’t forget to laugh! It makes people wonder what you’ve been up to.
Apparently there’s been a bit of a buzz recently with the re-release of the Titanic movie. I’ve seen a few articles around that talk about how so many of the people who saw the movie didn’t realize it was an actual event. Major *facepalm* right? LOL I never saw the movie but I did read about the Titanic in history class.
But it reminded me of something that happened way back in the olden days, the 90s.
Now, I don’t know about you, but when I was a teen, we all listened to that crazy rock and roll music. Led Zeppelin, The Who, AC/DC, the Stones, Aerosmith, The Doors, et al. Some grew out of it and some of us will keep listening to it until they pry our tapes out of our cold, dead fingers. Rock on! *ahem*
Anyway, when The Doors movie came out, I insisted on seeing it. I don’t remember a whole lot from it, but I do recall thinking that Val Kilmer did an amazing job as Jim Morrison, who died when I was a little girl, like 1971, about 20 years before the movie was made.
As we were coming out of the theater, there was a line of people waiting to go in, and the lines were moving next to each other, just like auto traffic. The kid in front of us saw a friend of his who was in the line going in to see the movie. They yelled greetings to each other, and the kid in the “enter” line asked, “Hey dude, how was it? Is it any good?”
The kid in front of me replied, “Oh yeah, it was great, but just so you know, the guy dies at the end.”
“Aw man! He dies? Why’d you have to go and ruin it for me, dude! I paid to see this and you just spoiled the end!” And he gave his buddy a playful punch on the arm as the line moved past.
I laughed all the way to the car. I laughed all the way home. I still laugh when I think about it! Twenty years of giggles for the price of a movie ticket. Not a bad deal! LOL