THE GOVERNMENT IS CORRUPT!
In a third-world country, an incensed man was on a soapbox in the middle of the city, yelling in a loud voice – "THE GOVERNMENT IS CORRUPT! I TELL YOU, THE GOVERNMENT IS CORRUPT!!"
Suddenly the storm troopers came and began to drag the man away (I’m certain either to prison or to hang in the gallows).
"WAIT, WAIT!" the man shouted. "I DIDN’T SAY WHICH GOVERNMENT WAS CORRUPT!"
One of the storm troopers replied, as they continued to drag him away, "YOU KNOW THERE’S ONLY ONE CORRUPT GOVERNMENT AROUND HERE!"
Ahem! He said it, officer, not me!
Have a great income tax weekend and stay out of trouble, and corrupt governments! Not that there are any around here.