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Word Play

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger . then it hit me.

To write with a broken pencil is . pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes . take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar . got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles . U.C.L.A.

A dentist and a manicurist married . they fought tooth and nail.

If you don’t pay your exorcist . you can get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name . and a dress.

Local Area Network in Australia: . the LAN down under.

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I love the word play type things! 

Have a nice Mother’s Day weekend.  Smile

 

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