I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger . then it hit me.
To write with a broken pencil is . pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes . take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar . got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles . U.C.L.A.
A dentist and a manicurist married . they fought tooth and nail.
If you don’t pay your exorcist . you can get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name . and a dress.
Local Area Network in Australia: . the LAN down under.
I love the word play type things!
Have a nice Mother’s Day weekend.