Weird State Laws


• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

• Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

• It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.


• Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

• Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.


• It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.


• It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

New York

• A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.

• The penalty for jumping off a building is death.


• It is illegal to get a fish drunk.


• A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.


• It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don’t need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

• It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.

• A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.


I wonder if I can sue CA for all those rainy days?  LOL

Have a great, and safe, weekend and enjoy your Memorial Day!

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  1. Alabama
    – No, what’s weird is that the other 49 states don’t have that law.
    – It’s an anti-gambling law which makes sense, no gambling on Sunday.
    – This stems from an incident where Groucho Marx went to church while touring with a vaudeville company.

    – Look up. See. Sunshine, just behind all that smog.
    – Yeah, you try and enforce that law.

    – It’s just an odd interpretation of the law banning certain toy weapons which have been used from time to time in the commission of other offences such as bank robbery.

    – Prohibition laws first began in the midwest and farming communities during the late 19th century. One the ways bootleggers and people operating speakeasies got around the prohibition laws was to create products that generated an alcohol by-product. A “soup” that contains yeast could create an alcohol by-product. This law is based on response to the anti-prohibition movement.

    New York
    – Many communities are trying to restrict the use of outdoor clotheslines. This is one such method.
    – Under state law, suicide is construed as first degree murder which can receive capital punishment.

    – Animal cruelty.

    – This law was written in response to the Burr/Hamilton duel.

    – The law was written poorly and it was challenged to fight a traffic ticket in which a person was cited for not having a properly safe vehicle including a windshield.
    – It’s theft. Read up on cattle rustling.
    – So as to create a defense from being shot by the intended victim in self-defense.

    I think I missed my calling as a lawyer.

    I think you did too.

    You’re killing me here, you know that? LOL

    Oh, and re: me vs CA, I said rainy days, not smoggy ones. I win.


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