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A Confused Senior

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

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Ha!  Words mean things, lol.  It pays to be clear.  Open-mouthed smile

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  1. The sign at the register said “we need singles” I tried to give the girls my phone number but seems they did not get it. Or maybe it was me?

    Bahahaha! That was a good one Carl! 😆

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