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Amish Elevator

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, ‘What is this Father?’

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, ‘Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.’

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number … and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son …..

‘Go get your Mother’

*****

*eyeroll* 

Have a great weekend anyway, no matter how many elevator trips you end up taking!  LOL

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Categories: Funny, Just for Fun, Laughing Out Loud | Tags: , , | 5 Comments

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5 thoughts on “Funnies

  1. I could use one of those!

    Ha! I know I’d love one for myself! I could go up old and come down beautiful, lol. 😀

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  2. Awesome.

    You’re stuck with me though! 😉

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  3. ArunaAdvaney

    Nice start to my day. I forwarded this. 🙂

    I’m so glad you liked it Aruna. 🙂

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  4. Reblogged this on Cry and Howl.

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  5. Aha! I reblogged this! 🙂

    Thanks! 🙂

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