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Have some Peanuts

Thinking that the presidential candidate needed to show a more human side of himself, his committee advised him to visit an old age home. Walking into the room of an old man, with the cameras whirring, the candidate was surprised when the old man offered him some peanuts from a bowl on the table.

“Thank you,” said the candidate after being offered more for the 3rd time, “why don’t you have some yourself?”

“Oh, I can’t eat it,” said the old man, “I don’t have any teeth.”

“So why do you have them?” asked the confused candidate.

“Oh, I like the chocolate around it,” was the glib reply.

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EWWW!  LOL  I remember seeing a joke much like this one when I was a kid and being totally grossed out.  The updated version is just as nasty!  Have a great weekend, and watch where you eat your peanuts.  Winking smile

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  1. Ewwww! I would have showed my human side and barfed all over the old man.

    LOL I saw that in an old joke book when I was about 10, too. Gags me still!

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