Confucius Says:


Man who run in Front of car get tired.


Man who run behind car get exhausted.


Man with one Chopstick go hungry.


Man who scratch butt Should not bite fingernails.


Man who eat many Prunes get good run for money.


War does not Determine who is right, war determine who is Left.


Wife who put Husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.


Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there.


Man who live in Glass house should change clothes in Basement.


Man who fish in Other man’s well often catch crabs.


Crowded elevator Smell different to midget.


LOL  One of my favorite “Confucius” sayings was, “Better to be pissed off, than pissed on!”  Ahem!  Well, sorry for that bit of naughty.  But it always made me laugh.  Have a great weekend! 

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  1. Great way to start my day. Thanks!

    Heh, “Confucious-isms” always make me laugh too. 🙂 Happy your day started well!


  2. You seemed pretty fond of “Must be smarter than door, Grasshopper,” too.

    Hahahaha! Yeah, that one’s a keeper. 😀


  3. Cute! I didn’t realize that Confucius was that kind of “wise guy”.

    Well, he’s attributed with a lot – surely more than he deserves. 😉


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