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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

‘What are you doing?’ she asked.

‘Hunting flies,’ he responded.

‘Oh.  Killing any?’ she asked.

‘Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,’ he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, ‘How can you tell them apart?’

He responded, ‘3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.’

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Oooh!  A smart-alec, lol. 

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  1. A male fly’s genitals makes up 14% of its total body mass. Thus making it proportionally the largest junk on Earth. Bwa-chica-wah-wah

    Well, now we know why there are so many maggots festering!

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