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Talk About a Bad Day

I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, aren’t yah gonna try and punch me out?" he asked

"Nah, but this is the worst day of my life," I say. "I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen, and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man … and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

"I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in, and I sit here watching the poison dissolve …and then you show up and drink the whole darn thing! But heck, enough about me, how are you doing?"

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This is why you should never drink green beer!  LOL  Have a great St Patrick’s Day Sunday!

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  1. and how did you like that taste of my pee, Mr Bikerman ?

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