Daily Archives: April 5, 2013

Funnies

One Kiss Per Yard

Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That’s fine," said the girl. "I’ll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

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Hahahaha!  I wondered how this one was going to end!  😀

Have a great weekend! 

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Thursday

School starts next week and I’m still putting together the kid’s assignment cards.  Part of me likes the tedium of filling out little forms, as it were, and part of me finds it … tedious. 

And I just realized I haven’t lined up my Friday Funnies!  Better get to it!  Laughs are important.  🙂

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It sure was pretty here today!  We even got into the 50s!  This is midday 04-04-2013.

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