Not-so-Famous Quotes


“I don’t think of myself as profane so much as a pioneer in linguistics”


Ad from America’s Beef Producers:

“There’s no such thing as a chicken knife”


DarcKnyt, upon being asked once if he was giving up anything for Lent, replied,



Pats fan sign, during the 9-16-2007 Patriots/Chargers game:

“Mommy! Billy’s looking at me again!”


Assistant in Munsing, Michigan:

“Some people are like Slinkys;

not really good for anything but they still bring

a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs”


On a T-shirt:

I’m in shape. Round is a shape.


Me, during a conversation with DarcKnyt (Yay!  I finally said something amusing!)

“Yeah, so I don’t like your mother-in-law, and you don’t like mine.  We’re even.”



“Catholics are all about the ritual, man, Catholics never met a ritual they didn’t like!”



Keeping your mouth shut is easier said than done.”


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