“I don’t think of myself as profane so much as a pioneer in linguistics”
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Ad from America’s Beef Producers:
“There’s no such thing as a chicken knife”
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DarcKnyt, upon being asked once if he was giving up anything for Lent, replied,
“Restraint”
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Pats fan sign, during the 9-16-2007 Patriots/Chargers game:
“Mommy! Billy’s looking at me again!”
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Assistant in Munsing, Michigan:
“Some people are like Slinkys;
not really good for anything but they still bring
a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs”
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On a T-shirt:
I’m in shape. Round is a shape.
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Me, during a conversation with DarcKnyt (Yay! I finally said something amusing!)
“Yeah, so I don’t like your mother-in-law, and you don’t like mine. We’re even.”
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“Catholics are all about the ritual, man, Catholics never met a ritual they didn’t like!”
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“Keeping your mouth shut is easier said than done.”
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The "Ness" in DarcNess ;) 
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