Anti-Chicago


I seem to have collected a few posts on the subject of "Chicago sucks." It started as sort of a joke, when the Forbes article came out, and echoed my own personal feelings about the place. I blogged about that, and it seemed that lots of other people felt the same as I did, based on the number of searches for "Chicago sucks" that ended up at my blog. I’ve decided to dedicate an entire page to the posts I’ve done about this subject, and to have a spot where I can keep a sort of "running commentary" on things as they occur to me. If you’ve come here to hate on Chicago, please feel free to comment (here or on any of the posts) and get it off your chest. 🙂 If you’ve come here to argue with me, please don’t bother. You’re never going to change how I feel about a place, or undo what I’ve dealt with. If you want to love on Chicago, I’m more than happy to point you to www.wordpress.com, where you can get your own blog and praise Chicago to the skies. No hard feelings. 😀

 
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Other things I hate about Chicagoland …

  • The roads!  Patch, patch, patch.
  • I-94/294.  This "expressway" is known locally as, "The World’s Largest Parking Lot."
  • TOLLS!

 

 

 

 

 

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  1. Crebe Craybob

    First time reader, long time Chicago hater. FUCK CHICAGO. Fuck the CTA, Fuck the people here, fuck the food, fuck the gas prices, the attitude, the pizza, the hot dogs, the history, the crime, the police, the mayor, the Cubs, Wrigley Field, Wrigleyville, the summers, the winters, the urine smell, every tourist destination, ever waking moment of my life here, fuck all of you too if you’re defending this shit-box. Fuck the “Sweet Home Chicago” song. It makes me want to puke. It should be renamed “Shithole Shitcago.”

    I’ve lived here for 18 years. I hate every inch of this place.

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  2. Nancy

    I’ve been here for two months and I already hate it. The people here are rude as fuck. I hate going shopping, leaving my apartment. My neighbor is a jackass. The people around my apartment complex suck ass. I already want to leave. I came here from Denver. I’ve been out to socialize…people are nice then, but I guess it just takes time to know them. I am so frustrated with the people, the pace of life, and everything in general about this place….

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    • Sammy

      Hey Nancy you are a classy person and you Chicago is not for you my dear 🙂 move out asap even if you leave some assets there cause the longer you stay the agonizing it gets and the more you loose financially and socially !! I suggest greenville, SC, it is soft and friendly and you will find a loving heart like me ! I am a handsome young man & I appreciate those lovely quality women from Colorado 😉

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  3. Elizabeth

    I ‘lived 40 years in midtown manhattan and moved here because boyfriend said I would love it> SOOO WRONG!!! There is sooo many desperate peeps here and it takes forever just to get anywhere.The vibe here is BAD!!! The mayor is a creepy dude. I think something really bad is gonna go down here soon.The radiation levels are very high here.Time to bail leaxe this stupid ass boyfriend who talked me into coming here.I had to go to Northwestern Hospital when I got sick and they treated me like shit for 6 hrs… gave me a script for Pepsid an over the counter med.Then they charge me 11 thou??? WTF??????When I was in NYC I went to Bellevue and they were very kind to me. and gave me proper meds. charge? ZERO!! , . I wanted to punch her .The only perk is food is cheaper here but fucking LOUSY!!!Welcome to hell on earth.

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  4. Sammy

    First, I believe that taking time to warn anyone moving or thinking about moving to that inland Bermuda Triangle is a good deed. Chicago looks like it’s sitting on a Nuclear wasteland ! It looks freaky and lifeless, people there look weird with weird shapes and skin that is due to chicago’s nature of being a war zone after a nuclear blast kh has seen detonated, I mean people there look like they have genetic deformities seriously ! I have never seen a person with Classy look or attitude !! People there are self conscious, arrogant looking, they don’t even smile to children or hold the door to a lady with 2 children !!! They are trashy Irish/Swedish who will bash at anyone who is not white and laugh loud ! When you sit in the train you hear white people talking loud about German race and how white race is smarter than any race and how seperior it is in regard to eugenics, a proof that they need attention in a city that is dead and careless people so it makes sense that they jump to the extreme sensitive subjects to make themselves look valuable 🙂 unfortunately they don’t know that they look trashier this way but what’s the difference between zero and -0 (minus zero) ??! Politicians in Chicago are Con artists at making custom regulations to steal people’s money ! They will tax U unexpectedly for things and make parking laws that don’t correct behavior but to collect money of !!! Chicago is expensive fr no reason and not much in return or rather nothing in return !!! Living in Chicago makes you look like a bummer and a hoodlum !!! I love NY for It’s Class and huge offerings even with a niche price tag, it’s worth it !! Living in Chicago will have some agonizing effects in your life and it’ll set your life back in negative digits !!!

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  5. Sammy

    First, I believe that taking time to warn anyone moving or thinking about moving to that inland Bermuda Triangle is a good deed. Chicago looks like it’s sitting on a Nuclear wasteland ! It looks freaky and lifeless, people there look weird with weird shapes and skin that is due to the followings: formerly city being like a war zone after a nuclear bomb has been detonated( chemical waste & poor farming) – two extreme weathers (harsh Cold & scorching heat that when combined will weaken iron & that’s why road conditions are horrible ! Combine extreme weather with thieving politicians and you get the formula 😉 – water quality that comes from that huge dungeon lake ! I mean people there look like they have genetic deformities seriously ! I have rarely seen a person with Classy look or attitude !! People there are self conscious, arrogant looking, they don’t even smile to children or hold the door to a lady with 2 children !!! They are mainly of a trashy Irish/Swedish decent who will bash at anyone who is not white and laugh loud ! When you sit in the train you hear white people talking loud about German race (wasp in general) and how white race is smarter than any race and how seperior it is in regard to eugenics, a proof that they need attention in a city that is plagued by careless/socially unskilled people so it makes sense that they jump to the extreme sensitive subjects to make themselves look valuable 🙂 unfortunately they don’t know that they look trashier this way but what’s the difference between zero and -0 (minus zero) ??! Politicians in Chicago are Con artists at making custom regulations to steal people’s money ! They will tax U unexpectedly for things and make car parking & residential laws not in order to correct behavior but to collect money !!! Chicago is expensive for no reason and not much in return or rather nothing in return !!! Living in Chicago makes you look like a bummer and a hoodlum !!! You can’t find quality clothing when you go shop unlike NYC “I love NY for It’s Class and huge offerings even with a niche price tag”, it’s worth it !! Living in Chicago will have some long term agonizing effects in your life and it’ll set your life back in negative digits !!!

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  6. Mufasa

    Been living in Shitcago for most of my life, all my life pretty much. And I gotta say even the surrounding suburbs are beginning to look like shyt.
    Well where do I start? It’s very very difficult for black men to a advance economically in this city because of racist politics, these liberals who run the city are no damn different from republicans. The mayor doesn’t give a shyt about the black communities there, sadly, they are plagued with guns, drugs, demonic trap music, young dumb hoodlums, girls getting impregnated by bums, and resources are scarce, and the illegal Mexicans treat blacks badly, but then again the hate and rivalry is mutual because they are competing for the same jobs just about. Most staffing agencies are ran by Mexicans and they mostly only give those general labor jobs to ILLEGALS and they talk shyt in Spanish about the blacks who try to apply there. It’s no hope in this city especially if your a minority, but most definitely if you are black. Get out of this city. Opportunities are very very scarce as it is even you’re degree barely means anything. Corporate jobs are mostly ran by feminists which is why many women work there along with gay or effeminate men. And it’s all about politics and conformity. If you don’t act like everybody else and be an arrogant asshole you will be an odd ball and they automatically won’t like you.

    People here are so prideful, arrogant, phony as Fuck, and they talk too much crap, yet they cannot fight. They find you to be weak if you act like you have sense. Just the mere act of being cordial, they will not appreciate or acknowledge it because people here act like they’re “too tough” to show gratitude. They wanna act tough all the time, but most of them are soft as marshmallows.
    I’m on the train and everyday I hear young kids as young as 5 years old cursing at another 5 year old, talking like thugs already and they just started kindergarten. People are always isolated on their headphones, all day, everyday.
    This one time I actually waved hello at a girl In train station and she wrinkled her face as if I threw a wad of shyt at her face. I mean that’s how bad it was. It’s to the point where I’d rather not approach girls anymore because I’m getting too old for the bull shit and a lot of the girls here ain’t all that cute, and they act stuck up and gave a mean, rude attitude. Just about every girl here almost, wears LEGGINGS and some of them should be banned from doing so, obese chicks wearing leggings. Oh gosh, I see every part of fat hanging off her like string cheese. It’s like most girls here don’t take care of their body, and the few who do are very very pretentious, materialistic and stuck up.
    It’s too many fat people here. The pizza and hot dogs?? Really? That’s the best food Shitcago can come up with? Wow! A DAMN sausage in a poppyseed bun with pickles. Fuck Shitcago hot dogs, If I wanna put ketchup on it with mustard too, I’m putting my ketchup on the, fuck what Shitcagoans gotta say about that. What am I saying? I don’t even like hot dogs like that. Fuck the hot dogs!
    And the high taxes. High rent. High cost of living yet the quality is soo sooo low, sooo shitty. A studio in a decent area, not in the hood, is about 800 dollars a month. Gotta be fuckin kidding me. And it’s small, and mediocre. It may still have done roaches running around, but hey, YA GET WHAT YA PAY FOR DON’T CHA?
    A lot of bosses in my past jobs have been extremely cheap, I’ve been laid off, hours cut, and they do not even notify me of my reduced hours they just take them away.
    This is the city where, my kindness, my work ethic and positive attitude has gotten me nowhere just about, I receive stupid remarks from people here, I get my hours cut, or a co-worker or boss dislikes me because my great performance outweighs his. When I worked as a junk remover, I literally got one day of work because my boss was jealous that I received a 200$ tip from a customer who was very happy about the job I’ve done. I mean WTF? I had to quit because one day a week??? Cmon now.
    Graffiti is even seen in the buses and trains, even.DOWNTOWN. Ghetto people are starting to hang out downtown too, selling SQUARES, SQUARES, SQUARES. They have programs in the north side but nothing in the west side, where it’s really in dire need of human resources. You think the south side is bad, you should look into what’s going on in the west side. They don’t talk about it. But stuff happens everyday. It’s a war zone there. South side at least has some type of businesses but the west looks damn near obliterated. It’s sad.
    My area has a sewage problem and it just stays this way. Fuck this place, fuck the politicians who wanna race bait all day and cater to the homosexuals, feminists, lesbians, trannies, and the illegals who don’t even put the effort to learn English, they race bait but never help the blacks who voted for these sum bags, they closed 30 schools in our neighborhoods, they clearly don’t give a f. So fuck this city. But I truly wish I could do something positive here. But I learned that even that, even by doing that they may not appreciate it. The people who suffer here have lost their sense of positivity. Hope is gone. They will get irritated or demolish the gifts you bring.
    Jesus help us.
    This city is cursed with demonic/niggative energy. I look forward to moving to another state next month… yes! This month is going by slow, but each day is getting me closer to me getting the heck outta this shithole slum.

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