Welcome to the 1st Monday of 2010. The 1st official workday for many of you. Back to the grind. For me, I have something personal going on, so I beg your indulgence while I struggle with this new aspect of my life. I’ll let you know what it is next Monday if I manage to make it through this 1st week. And no guessing!
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One of the 1st things my husband said to me on New Year’s Day was, “Good God woman! We haven’t had sex since last year!”
Oh he’s been a laugh riot over the New Year’s weekend. We caught an older episode of Medium and in this one scene, Alison is viewing some slides in a darkened room at the DA’s office. In walked a slimy attorney who said, “Holding a séance?”
”No, just conjuring demons,” replied Alison, to which my husband quipped,
“And look! It worked! You’re here!”
I tell you, I nearly choked on my coffee at that one!
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Here’s something that caught my eye in the news recently:
Brands We Loved and Lost in 2009
Kind of made me sad a little. Want to know what they were?
- Circuit City
- Saturn
- Pontiac
- Kodachrome
- Home Depot Expo
You can check out the link for more information.
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I caught one of the funniest jokes EVER in my Reader recently. Who said conservatives don’t have a sense of humor? Seriously, this made me laugh OUT LOUD, so you would do yourself a favor to check it out. :) Just a note, there is some language, which is why it’s linked and not copied. Don’t worry, I wouldn’t let you go that easily though, it opens in a new tab and won’t take you away from here. :D
How a Marriage Works
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And speaking of marriage, here’s another article I found. Remember “The Rules”? That book that was supposed to help single girls find a man? Well, here’s one man’s answer to it. I found one of his responses pretty honest, and honesty between the sexes is always refreshing. He said, “#7. If the man isn’t 30 pounds overweight, sex is always a more important priority than food.” Did I mention what my husband said to me on New Year’s Day? It’s just the way men are. :) Go read the whole thing!
Why The Rules don’t work
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Lastly, I found the picture that speaks a thousand words to my feelings about Winter. A bit risqué for the blog, I suppose, but when something works, it works. :D For the WIN!!
It may be Monday, but you still deserve to smile. Do it with style. 😀
The "Ness" in DarcNess ;) 
Okay, you said no guessing, but you know that only makes me want to guess all the more. So…
Falcon’s new Aspect of Life:
– Urging GM to bring back the Pontiac
– Watch an episode of the Simpsons everyday
– becoming a nudist (oh, I feel sorry for your children)
– being a card-carrying member of the Democratic Party
– going vegan (if so, good-bye)
– Pontiac schmontiac
– Been there, done that, yawn.
– Pretty much already am, and they accept your pity. With gratitude.
– I’d rather slit my own throat.
– I’d rather slit my own throat.
As you can see, there’s little difference between veganism and liberalism in my world. That’s just how I roll baby. 🙂
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Oh I’m so glad your hubby gave you that line and not my hubby saying it to me. If The Hubster has a classic he is sure to share it with all his work buddies and I hear it over and over. It’s as if hubby is a genious and not lucky he had a good one liner :o)
LOL Oh, mine gives me all kinds of lines, make no mistake! He’s a writer, so I’m practice ground for a lot of things I think. 😀
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Funny joke for sure! (How Marriage Works) I needed that this morning! 🙂
Hope you got a good laugh out of it. I know I did. 🙂
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Oooh, what is your new thing? What is it what is it what is it? what is it?
I’ll tell you next week. Next week next week next week. Next week!
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grumble grumble grumble.
It’s only a few days. And really, not that interesting.
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I’m with Sherri….tellustellustellustellustellustellus…c’mon, pleaseeee….
Like I told Sherri – nextweeknextweeknextweeknextweeknextweek! 🙂
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I have heard that married joke before. It is funny.
It’s even funnier once you’ve been married for a while. 🙂
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I loved the picture. It definately fits in with my world.
I’m hoping it wasn’t shopped. It’d be nice to think there’s someone out there who actually did that. 🙂
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