“Don’t sit so close to the TV! You’ll ruin your eyes!” (Bring on the carrots! lol) I can’t tell you how many times I heard this one! I am happy to report, I had excellent vision, despite sitting too close to the TV, and reading under the covers with a flashlight. Did you hear this one too?
From the Family Fun Magazine, February 2008 issue.
The "Ness" in DarcNess ;) 
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